neo
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Nov 23, 2005 23:49:56 GMT -5
Post by neo on Nov 23, 2005 23:49:56 GMT -5
*this is an avp exclusive* omglol I asked celebrities "Why did the chicken cross the road"
Homer Simpson- There was a free beer on the other side of the road. Snoop Dogg- This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin' crossin a (censored) alley, in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin' . Fo shizzle my nizzle, yo. George W. Bush- We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or is it against us. There is no middle ground. Dr. Seuss- Didn't the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told. Bill Clinton- I did not cross the road with that chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define it please?
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Nov 29, 2005 22:25:04 GMT -5
Post by sean lopez on Nov 29, 2005 22:25:04 GMT -5
Nice Neo peanut I have my joke ready start the thread for the contest
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Nov 29, 2005 23:02:26 GMT -5
Post by Peanut to Sean on Nov 29, 2005 23:02:26 GMT -5
Sean there is alrady a thread it is under jokes..
Just put under subject my joke for Peanut of the month u can submit only 2 a month..
Peanut
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Dec 12, 2005 18:55:07 GMT -5
Post by AVP PEANUT on Dec 12, 2005 18:55:07 GMT -5
Someone sent me this and said this picture was takin of Simon from AOD just minutes after he found out there was more to life then HIMSELF
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Jan 1, 2006 19:12:19 GMT -5
Post by silverwolf on Jan 1, 2006 19:12:19 GMT -5
hi everyone how do i join your clan?
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Jan 1, 2006 19:12:56 GMT -5
Post by silverwolf on Jan 1, 2006 19:12:56 GMT -5
hi peanut we were just playing Quake 3
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Jan 1, 2006 20:47:28 GMT -5
Post by AVP PEANUT on Jan 1, 2006 20:47:28 GMT -5
SilverWOLF
Glad u are interested-Please go threw the forum get up-to-speed on what AVP is all about....
And if u are still interest please post your intentions...
Thank-You
Peanut
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Jan 6, 2006 1:55:08 GMT -5
Post by bigdub on Jan 6, 2006 1:55:08 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Big Dub's Entry for Peanut's Joke of The Month (1 of 2):[/glow]
There are 3 guys planning a trip to the desert: A white man, a black man and a polish man.
After everyone is done packing and preparing for the trip the 3 guys meet up. The white man brings 3 sandwiches, the black man brings a jug of water and the polish man brings a car door.
They ask the white man why he brought the sandwiches and he replies, "If we get hungry we can eat them"
They ask the black man why he brought the jug of water and he replies, "If we get thirsty we can drink some water"
They ask the polish man why he brought the car door and he replies, "If we get hot we can roll the window down"
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Jan 9, 2006 1:42:49 GMT -5
Post by bigdub on Jan 9, 2006 1:42:49 GMT -5
i thought I would post so this Thread would be brought back to the top of the page again.... please post some more jokes guys and girls
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Jan 21, 2006 16:52:48 GMT -5
Post by avpgirl on Jan 21, 2006 16:52:48 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]peanut joke of the month[/glow]
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "DARN IT, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
;D GIRL
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Jan 21, 2006 18:20:26 GMT -5
Post by AVP Eclipse on Jan 21, 2006 18:20:26 GMT -5
lol great jokes bd and girl
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Jan 21, 2006 18:21:09 GMT -5
Post by AVP>P0!S0N< on Jan 21, 2006 18:21:09 GMT -5
i wish i had jokes like those
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Jan 21, 2006 23:28:01 GMT -5
Post by avpgirl on Jan 21, 2006 23:28:01 GMT -5
lol it took me like 2-3 weeks to make my joke for paenuts joke of the month!!
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Jan 22, 2006 0:59:50 GMT -5
Post by AVP Eclipse on Jan 22, 2006 0:59:50 GMT -5
o psshhhhhh girl lmao
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Jan 22, 2006 1:24:52 GMT -5
Post by avpgirl on Jan 22, 2006 1:24:52 GMT -5
LOL
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