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Post by sean lopez on Dec 31, 2005 20:20:01 GMT -5
mmmhh lots of them.............I went to school on a couple of holidays to realize that school was closed and I practically walked for nothing for my 14 B-Day i got jumped by my older cousins friends in the middle of the street....These fools bruised me up n even pulled my pants down in front of many people...........aaarrgg .. Assho*** lol
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Post by AVP>P0!S0N< on Jan 1, 2006 21:52:07 GMT -5
this thing is embarassing and funny. when i was like 3 yrs old, (i cant belive i still remember this) i was at the city pool. at our pool, we have a adult/ teen pool, a toddler pool, and a baby pool. i was in the baby pool. i really had to go poo. i was lookin around, makin sure no one was watchin and then i took a big old dump right in the baby pool. i left that area then. i heard some parents yelling at the pool people to take that turd out. it was so funny, the pool guy had to fish out the turd lol.
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Post by sean lopez on Jan 4, 2006 5:15:30 GMT -5
LMAO ....hahah what a horrible job.... When I was around 4 years old I stuck a Huge a Bean into my nose... All the way up there.. .Had to get surgery to remove it...eeewww
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Post by seLp on Jan 6, 2006 22:32:10 GMT -5
i grabbed a girls butt today .. thinking it was my girls .. the girl look back at me .. and was like wtf? .. i didnt know what to say .. i have to say that girls has a firmer butt than my girl lol .. i love best buy x) ..
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Post by sean lopez on Jan 8, 2006 0:10:19 GMT -5
lmao...Do you get smacked??? ( I hope so) lets see ... When I was in Colombia.. I was drinking with some freinds.... I took a shot of Aguardiente (hard liquor) I told them to pass me the water (the fools filled up the bottle of water with Aguardiente) I pretty much gulpped half of the bottle GOD DANM!!!........ I puke all over the table..and lost conscience...LMFAO !! I have done this to a couple of friends(Same reaction)........ Try it!!
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Post by bigdub on Jan 8, 2006 1:33:40 GMT -5
My room mates are really lazy and they always leave dirty dishes in the sink.... I get tired of it and say something and they never do anythign about it.
So I taped the spray thing, beside the faucet, with scotchtape... so that when they turned on the faucet the sprayer would spray and I angled it to where it would spray them with water.....
I was in my room and I hear a SON OF A pregnant dog WHAT THE FUCK>?!?!?!?!
I come out and my room mate is soaked from his chest down with water
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Post by scaredeasy on Jan 9, 2006 15:06:24 GMT -5
It was first grade. I had gotten in trouble the day before the incident and was sitting in the front of the class next to the teachers podium. The next day (the day of the incident) I looked up at the teacher and told her that I had to pee. She told me "no" and that I could hold it. I really had to go though. I held it as long as I could and then in front of the class I let it go. I was ready to bawl. The teacher then looked to me and said, "If you had to go that bad you could have gone." Hello, Im like 5! I was supposed to know that?! People that were in that class still remind me of it. Hate that teacher!
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Post by sean lopez on Jan 11, 2006 6:57:29 GMT -5
Lmao!!! Ha nice prank Big Dub!!!!!! I think would be the annoying room mate playing quake 24-7
and Scared............ One time on way to school on my freshman year in HS....I was on the bus... suddenly I had to take a $hit!!!!!!!!!! This couldnt wait.. I HAD TO GO!!! having no extra bus tickets...I go off at the neartest bus run...Ran!!!! Like if the police was after me ... to the first public place....and let it rip!!!!!!!! Almost crapped in my pants... with my extra bus ticket I went home instead of school and called it a day
lmao did that ever happend to ya???
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Post by scaredeasy on Jan 11, 2006 11:26:23 GMT -5
Sean, that is a terrible feeling. I would have called it a week if I were you. I used to have a problem with "pooping" in public, to include school. I used to have my mom call the school to tell them I was sick and was going to be leaving school early just so that I could go home to crap. Since being in the military that has all changed. You know, I would have given anything to crap in a public place when I was in Iraq. It beats a six inch cat hole in the ground anyday. Good Times.
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Post by bigdub on Jan 11, 2006 13:56:43 GMT -5
even seen american pie?.... shitbreak? but man I feel ya... I hate having to take a shit so badly I have to run..... you goosebumps and life just sucks
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Post by sean lopez on Jan 12, 2006 5:55:23 GMT -5
Shit imagine shitting on your self on a gate with a girl!!!! never happend to me but I am sure I came close at time..to shy to crap aorund her in the beggining .. now 4 1/2 years later........who give a $hit!!!!
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Post by AVP Eclipse on Jan 18, 2006 20:10:12 GMT -5
lol all u guys are retards
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Post by AVP>P0!S0N< on Jan 18, 2006 20:20:09 GMT -5
duh we know that but can we help it...NO! lol
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Post by AVP Eclipse on Jan 20, 2006 22:07:38 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by sean lopez on Jan 24, 2006 1:56:40 GMT -5
o yes I got beat up by a fat girl in grammar schooll
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